Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

sodamnrelatable:

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Smart… very smart

When you smell weed

sodamnrelatable:

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I was high as shit… UNICORN BRAID FTW
I’m gonna miss this
  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: man throws intestines at police

when you rap a whole song without messing any words up

da-heell:


Hehehe I say this all the time